A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful,"
he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking to many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh My GOD! WHERE
are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to
STICK! Careful....CAREFUL!I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER
listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you
lost your mind? Don't forget to salt
them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!
The wife stared at him, "What in the world is
wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry
a couple of eggs?" The husband calmy replied, I
wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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